Pick winners.Talk shit.Win the season.
Dick Picks is the weekly NFL pickem your group chat has been faking with screenshots and Google Sheets. Track every pick, every player, every Sunday — with opt-in Underdog Moneyline Multiplier scoring, the Blue Turtle Shell comeback rule, and a rotating pick order so the underdog actually gets a shot.
Four weeks of setup. Then 18 weeks of war.
Dick Picks is structured for a friend group that already watches together — not a public sportsbook. Scroll through to see how it works.
Spin up a league
Create your group, invite 2–11 friends by email. Clerk handles the auth — no passwords to forget, no profiles to babysit. Live in under 90 seconds.
- Single-use invite tokens
- No payment, no public listing
- Admin transfers, role-based access
Pick the slate
Every NFL week, the Big Board lights up with that week's 16 games — spread, O/U, kickoff time, the works. One pick per game. Rotating pick order so the dog gets a fair shot.
- Real-time odds + spreads
- Rotation locks pick fairness
- Admin can edit picks until 1 PM Sunday
Watch it live
Your picks lock at kickoff. The board scores in real-time as games finish. Hop on the group call, talk shit, settle scores in real time. The Blue Turtle Shell unlocks at 2:30 PM ET for whoever's in last place.
- Live scoring engine
- Blue Turtle Shell live-pick window
- Real-time leaderboard
Win it all
Most points after 18 weeks takes it. Tied at the end? Closest to the total in the last game of the season wins. Bragging rights are eternal. Trophy is digital. Group chat is unmerciful.
- Weekly + season leaderboards
- Historical archive
- Tiebreaker by closest-to-total
Spin up a league
Create your group, invite 2–11 friends by email. Clerk handles the auth — no passwords to forget, no profiles to babysit. Live in under 90 seconds.
- Single-use invite tokens
- No payment, no public listing
- Admin transfers, role-based access
Pick the slate
Every NFL week, the Big Board lights up with that week's 16 games — spread, O/U, kickoff time, the works. One pick per game. Rotating pick order so the dog gets a fair shot.
- Real-time odds + spreads
- Rotation locks pick fairness
- Admin can edit picks until 1 PM Sunday
Watch it live
Your picks lock at kickoff. The board scores in real-time as games finish. Hop on the group call, talk shit, settle scores in real time. The Blue Turtle Shell unlocks at 2:30 PM ET for whoever's in last place.
- Live scoring engine
- Blue Turtle Shell live-pick window
- Real-time leaderboard
Win it all
Most points after 18 weeks takes it. Tied at the end? Closest to the total in the last game of the season wins. Bragging rights are eternal. Trophy is digital. Group chat is unmerciful.
- Weekly + season leaderboards
- Historical archive
- Tiebreaker by closest-to-total
Three rules. Infinite chaos.
Upsets count more
An opt-in scoring rule for leagues that want underdogs to matter. A correct positive-moneyline pick earns its total point value.
Favorites, non-positive, and missing odds receive the standard 1.0 point for a correct pick.
Each league must opt in before its weekly policy locks by default on Wednesday at 11:00 PM ET.
Last place strikes back
Whoever's in last place at 2:30 PM ET on Sunday gets to swap any one pick from a live game. Comeback mechanic.
Real-time scoring
Picks lock at kickoff. The board updates as games finish. Group chat goes feral.
One board. One source of truth.
Built for the group chat. Not the house.
The fine print, plain text.
Your league. Your rules.
Your Sundays.
Spin up your Dick Picks league in under 90 seconds. Invite 2–11 friends. Pick the Week 1 slate. Sunday will sort the rest.